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Fascist
Cheerleader
Dennis
Miller
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Dennis
Miller Parrot For The Pirates
by Angry G, http://ShatteredElbow.org
September 11, 2003
Polly up a crackers ass? I saw him again on Leno last night.
Both are complete whores. Sellouts of this century and last.
But Dennis Miller is like a Tokyo Rosian Eli Kazanian Et
Tu Brutean Parrot with a gift for memorizing linguistic
prevarications with equivocating pomposity with an unctuous
insidiosity bordering on fascist cheerleaderism. Talk about
a guy that not only knows which side the butter is on…
he spreads it on their ass with his serpentian tongue. Or
should I say worminian? Dennis I’m sure from now until
you die…you keep up this sudden right turn…you’ll
always have a job. Because contrary to the well worn lie
that the media is liberal, the truth is this, artists are
liberal, media conglomerates are totalitarian slave masters
and yous uh just a singin’ and uh dancin’ just
as pretty as dey pleases…Yussir Miss Milla Suh Yous
just a mighty fine Parrot singing some mighty fine songs,
amusin’ the masta’s fo dey goes to sleeps…Yessuh
Missa Milla Suh…Yous uh Just a dancin’ anuh singin’
alduh right songs…I’m surprised you don’t
slide off the screen. If you did it would be like picking
a broken egg off the floor. You make a jellyfish look like
Al Gore.
I remember watching you arguing with Scott Ritter on Bill
Maher. I could just picture the fatass white suits calling
you into their office to give you a locker room talk. Telling
you how you were their guy. That only you could show Scott
Ritter to be some kind of Benedict Arnold. And oh how your
tongue tried to orate some paragraphic brilliantific ballet
of witticisms but unfortunately the show wasn’t set
up for your memorized verbosity that masquerades as humor.
Gags you need help writing. I know I met your writer at
the Hollywood improv the night after he won an emmy for
your show. But the idea that you would get into the ring
with Scott Ritter one of the only true heroes left on this
planet, and try to make him out to be a fool. Well Missuh
Milla you done made a plum jackass ofm yuhself.
And I hope when the peasants rise up like they did in the
French Revolution that they include your severed head in
the celebration. I can hear your last rant now as you whimper
like the coward you are. Attempting to suddenly turn left
again and flip the bread over and spread it on the asses
of the masses you betrayed for a job on Monday Night Football.
You are a light weight sir. Put the thesaurus down before
you slither up another billionaire’s ass…you might
give him a paper cut where he’s hemorrhaging payroll
checks to weasels like you.
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Biography
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Park College graduate Dennis Miller rose to national fame
in 1985 as the new "Weekend Update" commentator
on TV's Saturday Night Live. Miller's equal-opportunity bashing
of political and showbiz celebrities earned him a reputation
as a satirist of the first water; his catchphrase "I'm
outta here!" reverberated throughout the land for the
next six seasons. The puckish comedian went on to turn out
such comedy records as The Off-White Album and to host a batch
of irreverent cable-TV specials. In 1994, he co-produced and
starred in a nightly chat-fest appropriately titled Dennis
Miller Live. Reportedly, certain intrigues involving the booking
of guests caused a temporary rift between Miller and his longtime
friend--and late-night rival-Jay Leno. Though Dennis Miller
Live was unsuccessful, Miller has yet to wear out his welcome
on cable TV, where his R-rated, libelous political commentary
provides hilarious contrast to the PC japeries of network
comics. In films, Dennis Miller has been seen in the Sandra
Bullock thriller The Net (1995), and served as star and producer
of the "Tales From the Crypt" extravaganza Bordello
of Blood (1996). -- Hal Erickson |
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